Sword of Digestive Calmness

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A small, plump, food-allergic dog decides that every movie version of the King Arthur story ever made has been "too noisy" and decides to do his own, more tranquil version. However, having no production money, his only road to financing is to use the cast of his old mildly-popular television show, Live Hot Puppet Chat. Even then, he still can't afford to get all the cast members together in the same town, let alone hire a dedicated editor. The only solution: each character will use a green screen in their own far-away apartments to do their separate parts of the script, and then mail the tapes to an inexpensive post-production house in rural China.

The result....well, if you thought "The Room", or "Birdemic", or "Plan 9 From Outer Space" was bad....then welcome to the next level down. Watch as a group of dysfunctional puppets put together the most earnestly confused, ineptly produced, freakishly deconstructed and wildly inexpensive King Arthur adaptation ever. But can the movie be saved by the young idiot-savant Dobo (aka Nintendobo), as he investigates a way to absolve himself from the the death of his previous pet monkey....by recreating the crime scene with a new pet monkey?

Once again, writer/director Tristan Newcomb demonstrates that puppet movies are not merely limited to amusement and chuckles....they can also injure your attempts at systematic thinking, ontological comfort, and happiness in general.

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A small, plump, food-allergic dog decides that every movie version of the King Arthur story ever made has been "too noisy" and decides to do his own, more tranquil version. However, having no production money, his only road to financing is to use the cast of his old mildly-popular television show, Live Hot Puppet Chat. Even then, he still can't afford to get all the cast members together in the same town, let alone hire a dedicated editor. The only solution: each character will use a green screen in their own far-away apartments to do their separate parts of the script, and then mail the tapes to an inexpensive post-production house in rural China.

The result....well, if you thought "The Room", or "Birdemic", or "Plan 9 From Outer Space" was bad....then welcome to the next level down. Watch as a group of dysfunctional puppets put together the most earnestly confused, ineptly produced, freakishly deconstructed and wildly inexpensive King Arthur adaptation ever. But can the movie be saved by the young idiot-savant Dobo (aka Nintendobo), as he investigates a way to absolve himself from the the death of his previous pet monkey....by recreating the crime scene with a new pet monkey?

Once again, writer/director Tristan Newcomb demonstrates that puppet movies are not merely limited to amusement and chuckles....they can also injure your attempts at systematic thinking, ontological comfort, and happiness in general.

This product is manufactured on demand using DVD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.

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